when someone younger than you disrespects you
if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal
"omg wHAt iS GOIng to hAPPEN on THE hUNGER gaMES 3?!1?!"
*SLAPS YOU WITH MOCKINGJAY HARDCOVER*
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*